Little Wallop
Greetings fellow Shrumite!
You are hereby cordially invited to join us for the festivities to celebrate the twenty third founding day for Little Wallop. To commemorate this festive event, leisure activities will include but are not limited to:
Pumpkin pie eating contest. Madam baker Venner will supply her absolutely delicious home recipe pies, so even if you don't win, you are still a winner! A choice of custom Shrum brews, including the new mushroom beer crafted by our visiting master brewer: Garret O'Reilley! We all tasted his excellent salve for the soul before, and you know you want more! Ofcourse, Master Banda's brew is also available for those that prefer their more traditional beverage. Master butcher Milo has slaughtered a pig, and prepared a roast! Sizzling crackling bacon, what a treat! Mistress Campanelle's yearly costume contest will commence at the start of the evening. Bring out your silky smooth or terrifyingly creative creations, and woo us all with your ingenuity and craftsmanship!
Shrum will also play host to the yearly carnival again! This year we will have donkey riding, a midget battle, a merry-go-round, various dexterity games to show your moves to your friends, and ofcourse fireworks!
The organizing comity wishes you all a very best of founding days, and hopes to see you all then!